Blah! Screw The Heat Index today!

Who cares about heat? It's hot here every day! I check AZCentral.com and I'm thinking "103 degrees my sweet, sweaty ass." What is the dewpoint today? That's what I want to know. I'm not sure if Certain Dri can stop the kind of sweat this kind of weather makes! The dewpoint is stuck at 54 degrees. Monsoon season, here we come! Come on 55! Let's go!